"It's a simple, honest life being a starter town Goblin. Me father was a starter town Goblin, an' his father before him was a starter town Goblin. One day, my own son'll be a starter town Goblin too. Now, me nephew went off to work for t'Dark Lord at the Shadow Keep. You see that more and more these days - he get's to wear a big suit of armour, but he also has to carry a lot of 'evy loot around. He has it in his 'ead that he's going to be a Boss Monster some day. God love him, but I just don't think he has that in him."

Goblin Grinding - [TR273 Commission]